John McCain is a hater.
July 23rd, 2008 | by Malenga |
I got an email this morning from some fellow Obama folks about the new videos on McCain’s web site. Bless his heart, he just discovered the interwebz apparently, and is trying desperately to be “hip.” Here’s his super-clever, hilarious, creative, cutting-edge offering: *eye roll*
Basically, here’s the gist:
“Everybody loves Barack and it’s not fair! Whaaaaaa! Boo hoooo! Nobody thinks I’m as cool/smart/good looking/interesting as he is. *stomp stomp* Hey everybody, I’m running for President too! Hey guys! Look at me! I’m clever. Really, I am. I know my own party doesn’t even really like me, but it’s not fair that THE MEDIA is in love with Barack. *whimper* Heh heh.”
News flash, Senator. The media (and people in general) pay attention to Barack because he has worthwhile, interesting things to say. He is intriguing, charismatic, and knows the difference between Iraq and Iran. He also knows that Czechoslovakia doesn’t exist anymore. Not to get all policy-y on you, but he also knows that offshore drilling won’t lower gas prices, and that the surge wasn’t the only thing that helped quell recent violence. (Oh yeah, and Senator, before you go accusing your opponent of not knowing foreign policy, get your timeline straight about the “Sunni Awakening.” You’re either a liar or senile. Either one is bad.)
Bottom line is John’s a hater. Rather than complaining about the big bad biased media, why don’t you step up your game a bit, sir?
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